Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
ANYTHING BUT THE TELEPHONE
ALL. OF. THIS.
MAN ONE OF THESE WAS ALL “INTROVERTS NEED A TELEPHONE” AND I WAS JUST LIKE “WHICH INTROVERTS ARE THESE BECAUSE KEEP THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME”
this is much better thank
Wig test for my Carlos cosplay based from littleulvars art http://littleulvar.tumblr.com/image/61510429382 for now without my lab coat because hell knows where I’ve put it… And I know I’m pale as fuck. I’m working on it
Today I learned that the Curiosity sang itself ‘Happy Birthday’ on its year anniversary of being on Mars.
Hundreds of thousands of miles from anyone or anything.
Guys I am depressed over robots now.
oh god this is the saddest thing i have ever read
I won’t link to the xkcd about the rover, bur if you would like to feel sadder, look that up. For tears.
According to the laws of physics, a planet in the shape of a doughnut (toroid) could exist. Physicist Anders Sandberg says that such planets would have very short nights and days, an arid outer equator, twilight polar regions, moons in strange orbits and regions with very different gravity and seasons.
Read more: http://bit.ly/1kPLXGT via io9
petition to turn the earth into a fucking doughnut
I want to live on the inside of a doughnut
Anyone with anything approaching a science background should read the article - there is some phenomenal astrophysics going on here.
DM: The stone spider demi-god starts to come to life.
Player #1: Does it have a nice ass?
Player #2: I attempt to ride it.
DM: (to P1) roll perception (to P2) make acrobatics to get on top of it, then make a ride check.
P1: -rolls- Nat 20!
P2: -rolls x2- nat 20! and 32 respectively
DM: it have a very nice ass, and congratz you are riding a mad spider god.
if you whisper to me in a different language i will literally fall apart in front of your eyes
*whispers sensually* kiszone ogórki
but what does it mean
- me: I want a movie where the villain wins
- dr. horrible:
- me: no
- me: not like this
if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong
some girls change their bras daily?
How often are you supposed to change them? O_o
Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?
Wait some people only own one bra?
Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?
whats a bra
where am i
who am i
flaming slow motion tennis
here you go: physics porn
Lost it over the last gif
ideas for Wimbledon 2014
It seems like Carlos has really taken a liking to Night Vale’s new sport.
they’re such idiots but it always looks so cool
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies
i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes
i replaced the audio in mick jagger and david bowie’s video for “dancing in the street” with the song “cotton eye joe”
i’ve spent like 3 hours of my saturday evening just laughing at this so it’s only fair to share it
oh my god
*gasps for air*