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ask-gallows-callibrator:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

what the fuck 

reblogged from suliks
nennesis:

If you ever wondered how Gimli and Legolas’ kid would look like

nennesis:

If you ever wondered how Gimli and Legolas’ kid would look like

reblogged from nennesis

acrazypigeon:

twobearsforever:

MOVIE ABOUT A PERSON WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH DEATH AND CONTINUOUSLY COMMITS MURDER IN ORDER TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEM UNTIL DEATH IS FINALLY LIKE “YOU ARE MAKING MY JOB SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT NEEDS TO BE LETS JUST GO OUT FOR A COFFEE OR SOMETHING JESUS FUCK”

i’m going to write this

reblogged from littlespeckinbiguniverse
reblogged from szaszo

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

reblogged from fabledquill
leupstripes:

kuraness:

idkmybffflamingo:

mrpicard:

thethreephilias:

Seven Things Extroverts Should Know About Introverts (and Vice Versa)

ANYTHING BUT THE TELEPHONE
ACCURATE

ALL. OF. THIS.

 

MAN ONE OF THESE WAS ALL “INTROVERTS NEED A TELEPHONE” AND I WAS JUST LIKE “WHICH INTROVERTS ARE THESE BECAUSE KEEP THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME”
this is much better thank

leupstripes:

kuraness:

idkmybffflamingo:

mrpicard:

thethreephilias:

Seven Things Extroverts Should Know About Introverts (and Vice Versa)

ANYTHING BUT THE TELEPHONE

ACCURATE

ALL. OF. THIS.


 

MAN ONE OF THESE WAS ALL “INTROVERTS NEED A TELEPHONE” AND I WAS JUST LIKE “WHICH INTROVERTS ARE THESE BECAUSE KEEP THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME”

this is much better thank

reblogged from whitestuffknowslimits
Wig test for my Carlos cosplay based from littleulvars art http://littleulvar.tumblr.com/image/61510429382 for now without my lab coat because hell knows where I’ve put it… And I know I’m pale as fuck. I’m working on it

Wig test for my Carlos cosplay based from littleulvars art http://littleulvar.tumblr.com/image/61510429382 for now without my lab coat because hell knows where I’ve put it… And I know I’m pale as fuck. I’m working on it

sweaterkittensahoy:

monobeartheater:

arachnescurse:

Today I learned that the Curiosity sang itself ‘Happy Birthday’ on its year anniversary of being on Mars.

All alone.

Hundreds of thousands of miles from anyone or anything.

Guys I am depressed over robots now.

oh god this is the saddest thing i have ever read

I won’t link to the xkcd about the rover, bur if you would like to feel sadder, look that up. For tears.

reblogged from jeremy-ruiner
gunslingerannie:

describingcolours:

transagenda:

codeawayhaley:

According to the laws of physics, a planet in the shape of a doughnut (toroid) could exist. Physicist Anders Sandberg says that such planets would have very short nights and days, an arid outer equator, twilight polar regions, moons in strange orbits and regions with very different gravity and seasons.
Read more: http://bit.ly/1kPLXGT via io9

petition to turn the earth into a fucking doughnut

I want to live on the inside of a doughnut

Anyone with anything approaching a science background should read the article - there is some phenomenal astrophysics going on here.

gunslingerannie:

describingcolours:

transagenda:

codeawayhaley:

According to the laws of physics, a planet in the shape of a doughnut (toroid) could exist. Physicist Anders Sandberg says that such planets would have very short nights and days, an arid outer equator, twilight polar regions, moons in strange orbits and regions with very different gravity and seasons.

Read more: http://bit.ly/1kPLXGT via io9

petition to turn the earth into a fucking doughnut

I want to live on the inside of a doughnut

Anyone with anything approaching a science background should read the article - there is some phenomenal astrophysics going on here.

reblogged from gunslingerannie

outofcontextdnd:

DM: The stone spider demi-god starts to come to life.

Player #1: Does it have a nice ass?

Player #2: I attempt to ride it.

DM: (to P1) roll perception (to P2) make acrobatics to get on top of it, then make a ride check.

P1: -rolls- Nat 20!

P2: -rolls x2- nat 20! and 32 respectively

DM: it have a very nice ass, and congratz you are riding a mad spider god.

reblogged from suliks

koyotte:

icanturl:

jam-flavour:

assemble-the-hunters-at-221b:

if you whisper to me in a different language i will literally fall apart in front of your eyes

*whispers sensually* kiszone ogórki

but what does it mean

image

reblogged from asgardiancoffemaker
  • me: I want a movie where the villain wins
  • dr. horrible:
  • me:
  • me: no
  • me: not like this
reblogged from killthefez

twasitwas:

lifewasted:

templeofthebabes:

project-alexithymia:

skinnyliesandbloodylines:

serrabloodsong:

empresspinto:

reactional:

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

some girls change their bras daily?

How often are you supposed to change them? O_o

Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?

Wait some people only own one bra?

Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?

whats a bra

where am i

who am i

reblogged from jeremy-ruiner

nerdyspecs-and-baskerville:

real-life-night-vale:

liamdryden:

mohawkdandy:

hungryhungry-hipster:

someincoherentvitriol:

shavingryansprivates:

flaming slow motion tennis

here you go: physics porn

SCIENCE

Lost it over the last gif

ideas for Wimbledon 2014

It seems like Carlos has really taken a liking to Night Vale’s new sport.

they’re such idiots but it always looks so cool

reblogged from angel-kink